There was an eye doctor who wanted to re-locate but couldn't find a job because he didn't have enough contacts. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. "Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home." -Rodney Dangerfield For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels and that war will have never actually existed.