- In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast.
- I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, "I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops."
- He who dies with the most toys is dead.
- But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
- Broken Guitar For Sale -- No Strings Attached!