A reason to love the English language: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid." Scotty in Star Trek often says "You can't change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. When he forgot to itemize what he wanted at the grocery store he felt quite listless. If there's no INTEL INSIDE... it could work! Did you hear about the programmer who died while washing his hair? The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'