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Saturday, May 5th, 2001
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Joke Posted at 01:00:00 AM CDT
Bad Pick-Up Lines
-If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever.

-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock!

-Lick your finger, wipe it on your target (man or woman) and say, "How about we go over to my place and get you out of those wet clothes!"

-I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.

-Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you!

-Do you have a quarter? I told my mother I'd call her when I met the woman of my dreams.

-Whoever made the alphabet was wrong because U & I should be together.

-Can I see your shirt's tag? Just as I thought..."Made in Heaven."

-So babe, what's going on ......or coming off around here?

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

-You must be tired 'cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day!

-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

-Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

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