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Joke Posted at 02:14:29 AM CDT
She's a Doll
A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll."

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."

"Oh. I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you laid her down on the couch."

Posted at 09:05:06 AM CDT via HootBar
After being in the car for 7½ hours yesterday, I REALLY didn't want to hop back in it today to head to work.
Posted at 01:24:35 PM CDT via HootBar
How can you not like Lebron James? This is how he closed out practice on Sunday: wkyc.com/sports/sports_...
Posted at 02:35:27 PM CDT via HootBar
Two weeks until The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien
Posted at 06:01:33 PM CDT via Twitterrific
My yard is overdue for a mowing, something I'm about to fix.
Posted at 07:30:01 PM CDT via Twitterrific
If it wasn't for the weeds, the lawn would look pretty good. Oh well. At least it's all a uniform height.
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