- Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
- The OFFICIAL tagline of the 2004 Olympics!
- Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
- Gun Fighting Rule: The faster you finish a gun fight, the less you will get shot.
- Steve Guttenberg once visited an orphanage and was touched by the plight of the children there. He later forgot about the children and fapped to a mental image of Anna Nicole Smith circa 1997.
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