A little boy was so full of energy that even when he read a book it was a hyper text. As a young boy, Steve Guttenberg had a paper route, delivering papers to all the houses on his block. This taught him the value of the dollar, and gave him the work ethic to succeed in Hollywood. Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time. When a musician's toupee fell into his saxophone he blew his top. "Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; when it is bad, it is better than nothing." - Dick Brandon