I renamed my Windows batch file to LOSE.BAT. Black holes were created when God divided by zero. Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. My hard drive went on a crash diet, and lost its FAT. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done (munch munch munch). - Homer Simpson